Finally, someone has spoken to my own heart. Read The Perks of Being Unemployed. My fave: "Learn to like eating breakfast." I must've been born unemployed. If there's a better meal out there, I don't know what it is.
One problematic tip: "invite some friends over and spend the day sun-tanning, reading old beauty magazines (that you picked up for cheap at a used bookstore), and painting your toenails."
1. I don't have any friends,
2. Hello, it's 12 degrees and snowing outside, and
3. paint my toenails??