I received the most marvelous package in the mail today. It came all the way from Norway, and it was filled with wet diapers, dog farts, naked chickens, and sour squid, not to mention a bag of boobs and a bunch of pacifiers.
HOW did these items get through customs, you may ask?
Easy. These are actually over-the-counter candies in Norway. They were oh-so-graciously provided by Blogstress of Bagatell, Theresa, as part of an international candy swap. In return, she shall soon receive a care package of Skittles and Kool Aid (aaaaah, the random cravings of American expatriates). Thank you, Theresa!